Dylan Bosch Funny Status Messages

   best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup; the best part is remembering the name of the person sleeping next to you.

   Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!

   You really have to hand it to the blind prostitute..."

   can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."

   Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."

   Why Did Donkey Kong even bother throwing barrels? Why not let Mario get up to his level and then just beat the sh!t out of him?"

   Bummer: Just Found out that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that came to my 6th Birthday was actually my Aunt!"

   Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends."

   It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”

   misses the good old days of giving a box of heart's saying I want to get down with you in so many words!"

   s on a Facebook Dating Application!!.. And You Wouldn't Believe All these Celebrity Looks-A-like's that want to Hook up with me!! I'm Gonna be Dating a girl that looks like Miley Cyrus Suckahs!!"

   I love quarterbacks eating dirt, Pom-poms and short skirts, Fans who won't quit and twins. I love burritos at four a.m. Parties that never end, Dogs that love cats and...And Twins!"

   I'm gonna Flirt with you. And Your gonna Love it and I'm gonna Love You. so Why Don't We Just Cut the Crap.. Go Back to my house right now and just have sex."

   running around the house with a towel tied around his neck with only his boxers on and a Giant "S" written on his Chest Yelling "This Looks Like a Job for..."