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   messageicon Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 17:48 by Ignatz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Go away kid ya bother me"
←Rate | 04-11-2025 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:39 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.
←Rate | 04-11-2025 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happened to the funny posts ?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How great is this? Amazon Cancels Orders From China After Steep Tariffs, Plans $15B U.S. Expansion
←Rate | 04-10-2025 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We were funny?
←Rate | 04-10-2025 11:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give it a week until someone starts selling dire-doodle puppies.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can we be funny again please
←Rate | 04-10-2025 10:32 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is a literal cry baby site.
←Rate | 04-10-2025 07:44 by Elephant Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man this guy can't have any friends. Hell, I wish he lived near by just so I could put a knot on his head
←Rate | 04-10-2025 03:49 by WorstNightmare Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Putins B*tch Apr 07, 2025
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Maggots Hero Apr 07, 2025
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." The Absolute Ret*rd Apr 07, 2025
←Rate | 04-09-2025 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a fact 🤡 he and his buddies made a fortune through insider trading which is now going to be meticulously investigated. You didn't make a penny lmao
←Rate | 04-09-2025 22:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that 1 out of 3 F*GA supporters are as stupid as the other 2? 😂
←Rate | 04-09-2025 22:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, those pesky facts making the 'crats' heads hurt. But keep trying. I'm entertained by your abject moronicism.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 21:10 Comments (0)  



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