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I wish the best for my ex-girlfriend. I really do. I hope she meets someone honest, friendly, and kind. Cause, you know, opposites attract.
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06-24-2011 13:00 by
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, "WTF! You too? I thought I was the only one."
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06-24-2011 12:58 by
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I wish computer commands worked in real life. You make a mistake with your girlfriend = Ctrl+z. Your girlfriend dumps you = Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Your girlfriend starts seeing your best friend = sledge hammer to screen.
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06-24-2011 12:56 by
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If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression!!!
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06-24-2011 12:54 by
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I googled 'understading women'... LMAO was the result.
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06-24-2011 12:53 by
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If Plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
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06-24-2011 12:51 by
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I just finished watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth.
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06-24-2011 12:49 by
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You want confessions? Lock a person in a room with a laptop, a Facebook account and a bottle of booze.
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06-24-2011 12:47 by
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I may not be able to walk straight, but I can drunk dial... Like a boss.
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06-24-2011 12:25 by
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The people I went to high school with got really old looking.
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06-24-2011 12:22 by
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My drunken Uncle always says, "Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you."
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06-24-2011 12:21 by
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When I see an argument on Facebook, I sit there refreshing the page while thinking to myself, "This is gonna be good!"
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06-23-2011 13:22 by
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I can't stop drinking about you.
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06-23-2011 13:03 by
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I just saw a dude put sunscreen on his back by squirting it on a wall and backing into it.
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06-23-2011 12:59 by
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My girlfriend needs to start putting her cell phone and keys right next to all the things I've done wrong that she will never forget.
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06-23-2011 12:56 by
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I want that job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
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06-23-2011 12:55 by
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People who describe things as "better than sex" are having the wrong kind of sex.
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06-23-2011 12:54 by
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If the caller I.D. reads "unavailable" then so am I.
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06-23-2011 12:53 by
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If their called smart phones, why is it that only idiots use them?
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06-22-2011 22:41 by
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I used to follow my dreams, but then they got a restraining order.
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06-22-2011 10:32 by
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