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   messageicon I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:09 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon The MEDIA is pushing an agenda. It's called "separate and divide". THEIR REIGN IS OVER. Stand Strong. Stand Together.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 12:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!
←Rate | 11-10-2016 12:33 by mainelife Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:10 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon This, too, shall suck.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And they called ME the deplorable....
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online
←Rate | 11-10-2016 05:49 by unknown comic Comments (0)  


   messageicon US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
←Rate | 11-10-2016 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 20:32 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a deplorable trying to not get suicided by the clinton crime regime.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 18:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just went you think it can't get any worse.. Miley, Amy & Katy now refuse to leave. America just can't get a break!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:56 by Luc Comments (0)  


   messageicon DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  



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