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Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
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06-27-2011 15:54 by
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Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 10 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while.
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06-27-2011 15:52 by
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I'm having one of those 'wish I lived in Amsterdam' kinda days.
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06-27-2011 15:51 by
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We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.
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06-25-2011 12:00 by
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For men who think.."A woman's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept.
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06-25-2011 11:56 by
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This Tequila tastes like future bad decisions.
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06-25-2011 11:54 by
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And I was like "No, Coke is NOT ok. I wanted a Pepsi." And she was all "Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies."
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06-25-2011 11:53 by
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A rice cake is a good way to tell your taste buds to go to hell.
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06-25-2011 11:50 by
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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06-25-2011 11:46 by
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Just filled up my gas tank and now I have to explain to the kids I don't have why there won't be a Christmas this year.
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06-25-2011 11:39 by
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Someone gave me a CD rack yesterday, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994.
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06-25-2011 11:37 by
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When your wife is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?”... don't answer.
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06-25-2011 11:25 by
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Nothing says "screw work, and screw personal hygiene" quite like last night's bar stamp on my hand.
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06-25-2011 11:22 by
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Everyone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem.
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06-25-2011 11:21 by
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whenever someone annoying starts talking to me, I immediately start looking for an "X" I can click on them to make them go away.
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06-25-2011 11:15 by
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Gotta keep things interesting. I can turn doing laundry into a scene from an Indiana Jones movie.
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06-25-2011 11:14 by
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There are tons of open seats, so why does the one next to me always look so inviting to really weird people?
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06-25-2011 11:13 by
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Well, just did my daily "walk of fame" where I go outside with my coffee and lie to squirrels about how I got laid last night.
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06-24-2011 13:23 by
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I caught my girlfriend sliding down the hand rails of our stairs over and over... I asked her what she was doing, she said "I'm heating up your dinner!!!"
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06-24-2011 13:21 by
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Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll. Speed, Weed, birth control. Peace, Pot, Tequila shot. Jesus loves us stoned or not.
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06-24-2011 13:03 by
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