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   messageicon How policies suddenly change once you get elected: We gonna keep the Obamacare and we gonna legalize some undocumented immigrants. Yes you gonna get the change that you voted for.
←Rate | 11-12-2016 02:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time for a Civil war to overthrow the legal government to install the leader demanded by the mob. Ya ... That's the ticket.
←Rate | 11-12-2016 02:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So glad republicans don't ever riot or protest. They have guns but they also have respect for democracy
←Rate | 11-12-2016 01:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon America...the land of the dumbs.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon make America Native again makes more sense, it was Never white and you know it, but denial tends to dominate your mind. go back to Europe. The more you disagree with this the more you prove your denial. Ready set go.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:51 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay ... Now that the election's over it's nice to see some good old fashioned humor here once again. Oh .... wait .... never mind!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to wish president Obama happy vetera.....oh wait. My bad.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hillary gets a pardon, General Petraeus , who Ive been hearing about everyday for the last 6 months better damn well get one too!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Anyone want to bet we dont see much out of BLM anymore?
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm kind of disappointed Hillary won't be President. Woulda been interesting to have a First Man as the spouse and even more interesting stories about what happens under Hillary's desk.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ... If you want to stop all of these Protests and Riots .... Just start playing the National Anthem .... They will all either sit down or take a knee.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh! What a proud time in American. Everyone in the world have seen the First Lady of the "Greatest Country of the World" naked. How is this making "America Great" again?
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think we have a problem with immigrants now? Wait until all the hoes of the world find out that they too can be The First Lady no matter what they have done.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget graduating from college, just pose nude, marry rich and you too can be The First Lady!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now the kkk want a parade.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a great day to be alive and an American on this day of Remberance and Honor of the Men and Women who answered the call of duty and the sacrifices they have made to keep us free., thank you and know this we will never forget, we will never surrender
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 13:34 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: love it or leave it. L left.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...
←Rate | 11-11-2016 01:42 by JAB Comments (2)  



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