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The Constitution is Good 
WHAT IS THAT ? A TWISTED SISTER PIN, ON YOUR UNIFORM !
I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the #bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.
Not to be outdone by the new "Coca Cola Selfie Bottle", CHARMIN is announcing their new "We're on a Selfie Roll!" bathroom tissue product. Now you can turn those boring old bathroom selfies into "Action Selfies"!
Obama is Evil!!!!
Are you still making frozen jokes? Let it go
The Only Sabbath that matters is Black !
If you paid to watch the Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar WWE fight ... GET A REFUND !
I've noticed that if you remove the vowels from the word "FEMALE" it spells FML.
Indi@n people win spelling bees, Jeopardy championships, and collegiate scholarships. They know everything...except the existence of deodorants.
Election still got you down? It could be worse. You could be a conjoined twin with a g@y brother who has a date and you're the only one with an @$$.
My neighbor finally put up his #Christmas lights today. I bet he's mad that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.
'When we were kids, we didn't have Pokemon Go. If we wanted to look for things that weren't there, we would get stoned like normal people.'
The election has been over nearly 2 weeks and this krap is still going on. Get back to the funny!
Being know as a instigator, I'm gonna add "Being thankful we survived Obama' to the thanksgiving blessing just to get the fun going.
*at starbucks.. ME: Can I take some wifi home with me?... BARISTA: Um,,, sure?.... ME: (holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid) ... Thanks.
I think I have this figured out .... politicians are a bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people by telling the poor people that the "Other" rich people are the reason they are poor.
I'd like your post or photo but you did and now I think you're an idiot...
*God creating dogs,, GOD: These will be great companions for people... ANGEL: An excellent creation sir... GOD: But better than people.. Just, WAY better... esp. during election season
Pence should consider himself lucky....worse has happened with presidents at theaters 