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.... Darn .... Trying to watch the News Channels to find out which ones are the official purveyors of Government Sanctioned News and which ones are the official Government Sanctioned Fake News stations. I'm so confused. Please help out ...Anybody Know? 
I'm so high,I'm jamming with Hendrix and Prince .
It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.
Not sure why libs are whining. They've been given a gift in Hillary's loss. The gift of 4 years of complaining which is what they do best. Make that 2nd best. Doing nothing is what they do best.
My elf on the shelf is just a credit card bill I move around to pretend I dealt with it.
My entertainment today consists of browsing the commitment reports to see how many domestic battery arrests were made during Thanksgiving dinner...
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY
it’s almost 2017 and food can still make you fat get your act together science
If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy.
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?
All I'm saying is never ask a bald man if he remembers something off the top of his head.
silly true fact :'a woman is more responsive to romance when her stomach is full.'
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha temperature
Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
later is the best time to do anything 