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   messageicon the American media now accountable to Putin? I wonder where Russia got the idea that they could make demands of the American media - perhaps from our very own president?
←Rate | 02-07-2017 01:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder if Hillary is feeling lonely now that nobody cares about her emails or how corrupt she is?
←Rate | 02-06-2017 23:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Who is gonna clean the wall after it's built?
←Rate | 02-06-2017 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hockey and in women.. periods temporarily stop the fun .
←Rate | 02-06-2017 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber looks like he needs to be cast in a Home Alone movie.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 19:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those of you who don't have a significant other to spend Valentine's Day with, kindly resist the temptation to brag about it.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 18:47 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but they forgot to mention Morons.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 17:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like 84 Lumber won't get hired to build the wall...
←Rate | 02-06-2017 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My car's GPS allows you to change voices. I tried the one featuring Karen Carpenter. When I try to calculate my arrival time, the only answer she gives is, "We've only just begun."
←Rate | 02-06-2017 14:56 by IARU Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wondering if you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
←Rate | 02-06-2017 14:25 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I know where the YouTube commenters hang out when they're waiting for the new Nickelback video debut.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame me, I voted for Calvin Coolidge.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 12:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon These people don't even know what a "Temporary" refugee means. Temporary, Temporary, Temporary. Say it with me.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon White Americans killing off other Americans is a psychological issue, not an ideological one.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 11:56 by Mickey Comments (1)  


   messageicon I like sleeping because it is kind of like being dead but without the commitment.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon But the Atlanta Falcons won the popular vote! How could this happen?! #NOTMYSUPERBOWL
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:59 by Stevinski Comments (1)  


   messageicon It was nice to see Rose from the Titanic do the coin toss..
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Polling showed 27% of the USA bet on Atlanta to win. Must've been conducted by CNN.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:24 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you still eat from a bowl of jellybeans if you knew one out of a hundred will kill you? Same applies to refugees…
←Rate | 02-06-2017 08:53 Comments (3)  


   messageicon No .... Not all Refugees are terrorist ..... However, Since the bad guys have already told us and sworn they have infiltrated the refugees .... The job is to find out which ones they are. It's Better to err on the side of Caution.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 08:27 Comments (0)  



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