anonymous Funny Status Messages

   thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be

   seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.

   women are like parking spots; they're whores and liars!

   making love to a big hairy trucker named Kim

   currently stealing your car stereo, stay on the computer!

   busier than Mr. Jackson at a daycare!

   saved a lot of money by switching to NO car insurance

   going to punch your teeth down your throat and come after them like a deranged tooth fairy!

   lets party like its 2012....oh wait...

   thought I saw a puddy cat!

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   playing musical electric chairs

   100 percent natural

   going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!

   your father smells of elder berries

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   hitting you one more time baby.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   throwin a beat down.