natemorales Funny Status Messages

   When you have a side chick is that a mutual agreement? kind of like a mutual agreement between a boyfriend n a girlfriend? she agreed to just be the side chick or do she just not know she is? how does this work? asking for a friend....

   Could schizophrenia be just a permanent high burnt in the brain from smoking too much? So permanent high?

   yeah I was a vegetarian once before......for like 5 hours...til my next meal...

   I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off

   Black ops 2 comes out tomorrow!! \(T^T)/

   i know you guys want to remove timeline from Facebook, so do I but can you please stop sending me request for it!

   women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69

   I don't celebrate valentines day.

   I can do a couple things with my money on Valentine's day, I can spend it on a buke of flowers or take this girl I like out to dinner.. Hmmmm.. nahhh I'm going to the Arcade!

   Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days!

   excuse me ma'am, you have lines of latitude covering your stomach and enough belly button crust for 3 pizzas. please pull your shirt down...

   it just me or the New Facebook Layout kinda looks like the ol Myspace? O_o

   "Do you like water?" 'Yes" "Nice, you already like 61.8% of me"

   going to a halloween party dressed as jesus to hit on some chicks, lets see who rejects the lord tonight!

   Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.

   @(O_O)@ Monkey.

   If Her Legs Aint Never Shook Or Locked Up On Ya, Yu Aren't Doing It Right!

   ↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← Fake people everywhere→→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘

   Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people that you don't even know...

   You know your ass is ugly when you're the one always asked to take the photo