marymc Funny Status Messages

   Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.

   that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.

   Predict how many offseason NFL injuries will there be. Come on, take a stab at it.

   With the possibility of the NFL season being cancelled, you would think that no players would be going under the knife, but...

   I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.

   just discovered a great motivator for dieting. I just tried on my bikini's I plan on wearing this summer.

   never made a fool of any guy that I dated. But then again, I the guys I dated were the "do it yourself" types.

   using the copy machine at work today. Thought to myself, "Gee, this thing reminds me of men. It's only good for reproduction."

   at the bank speaking with the teller about Gov't bonds. No surprise the conversation turned to men. After all. both take so long to mature.

   would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.

   thinks directing a few airplanes at JFK would be child's play.

   read that during his press conference today, Tiger Woods will not be taking any questions or phone numbers.

   heard that results of a new study finds that two-thirds of Americans believe that torture is sometimes justified. Ahhh, so that helps explain why The Bachelor is still on the air.

   watched the Olympic snowboard competition last night. Woke up with a sore back.

   loves to watch Men's iceskating - once every four years.

   read that Toyota is asking all Prius owners to return cars to the dealerships as slowly as they possibly can.

   you better keep yo' hands off my Momma and keep yo' hands off my Dorito's.

   was witness a Toyota Prius that had a malfunction accelerator. For a Prius it was flying. It had to be going at least 49 mph.

   wishes everyone involved in the Global Warming debate would all just Chill Out.

   believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar