gay jeffery Funny Status Messages

   " well The ghost writer of ghost rider is the ghost rider from ghost rider is the ghost writer from ghost rider."-nicholas cage when asked who writes his movies

   heyy Good work! everyone trying to take down big corporations with their statuses on facebook, posted from macbooks, paid for with credit cards.

   A fun game to play is "hide-and-don't-answer-texts."

   Ive decided I'm going to be a better person starting now until the next time I check facebook.

   "Hey Let's agree to disagree, and then accomplish nothing as we focus on our reelections." -Congress

   You look so fckn gross when you're happy.

   Def Need a " facebook filter" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed.

   Getting really into filling life's emptiness with carbs.

   Axe is the auto-tune for body odor.

   Text me like its being read back to you by Chris Hansen.

   so So, my script is about a lactose-intolerant psychic lesbian spy with a penchant for cheese fries & loose women. -Awful movie pitches

   okay so I'm confused..whats came out today? justin beiber or his alblum?

   At this point, group photos of Aerosmith are indistinguishable from publicity stills for a roadshow of "Cats"

   Dugout: where baseball players relax between innings Doug-out: where Doug feels comfortable telling others about his sexuality

   facebook needs a "settle down" button you tap on a friend's profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately.

   Nothing like waking up to drunk texts from the guy you like blurting out his feelings for you and now it's your turn to play it cool.

   I calculate how many girls ive been with the same way you convert °C to °F. Take the real figure, double it & add 30.

   If I can see you, you're invading my personal space.

   I find the butchest way to eat a banana is to take my dress off.

   i do believe my fake laugh is ready to go pro.