bumpz Funny Status Messages

   in most cases you can remove 90% of a girls "beauty" with a wet Kleenex

   this status update is dedicated to all the status-less people out there, stay strong

   in a recent poll asking if illegal immigration is a problem...A: yes 20%, B: no 10%, C: no comprende 70%

   girls should come with a carfax

   Walmart, because going to Target requires a shower

   80% of people have a brain, the other 20% are in my friend list clicking on spam as we speak

   whenever I get tired of being single I take a dump on myself, to remember what its like to be in a relationship

   i hate it when you go to a vuvuzela concert and people start playing soccer

   who ever said "the freaks come out at night" has obviously never been to Walmart during the day

   i hate people who take drugs, customs and police for example

   you know why some people always run their mouths??..because talk is cheap and for some, it's all they can afford

   a life with no regrets is a life no lived, I would rather strike out swinging than to sit there looking

   i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet

   the bigger the sunglasses, the uglier the face

   my new summer accesory is a fly swatter, not to use on flies but to actually pimp slap people who feel that its not necessary to use deodorant

   man code #3: if your friends zipper is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nothing

   pimpin hoes doesn't mean you have game, just means your own kind recognize you

   ladies first is just a polite way of saying I wanna check out your booty

   janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants

   some girls look better witout glasses, thats why I never bring mine to the club