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I turn the music louder so I won't hear my thoughts, but it's stupid because the lyrics remind me of what I'm trying to forget.
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07-10-2012 21:04 by
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12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.
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01-13-2012 10:45 by
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"It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.
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11-14-2011 23:00 by
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Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake.
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11-14-2011 22:57 by
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Don't let him ruin your life, he already ruined your mascara
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08-10-2011 14:20 by
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Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
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07-27-2011 11:35 by
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After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.
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07-11-2011 20:37 by
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Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
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07-11-2011 20:33 by
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'Everyday I'm shufflin!' Wait no, except on Fridays. I gotta get down on Fridays.
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07-11-2011 20:28 by
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Difference between promises and memories? We break promises, and our memories break us.
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07-11-2011 20:25 by
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If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
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07-11-2011 20:23 by
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I hate it when a shower only has two options, either 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
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07-05-2011 20:13 by
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In RELATIONSHIP status they should add "Flirtationship"- more than a friendship, less than a relationship
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07-05-2011 20:07 by
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miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
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07-01-2011 15:39 by
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The worst kind of human contact is "eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants" contact.
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07-01-2011 08:55 by
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Stop chasing him. Stop turn around and see who's chasing you
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07-01-2011 08:50 by
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i wish I was a white crayon , So no one could use me
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07-01-2011 08:47 by
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Have you notice "racecar" backwards is a "racecar"
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07-01-2011 08:32 by
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Ale-Ale-Andro, Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Pa-Pa-Pa-Pokerface, Te-Te-Te-Telephone... I think lady gaga has a studdering problem.
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06-30-2011 23:16 by
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Just found out "suns" upside down is still "suns"
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06-30-2011 23:14 by
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