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Can we have a NO Kathy Griffin button?
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06-02-2017 13:58 by
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Looks like I got 2 more of those pesky drones last night in the bug whacker.....
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03-08-2013 08:10 by
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Just sprayed the new Febreeze "Carnival Cruise" air fragrance throughout the home. Now the whole place smells like sh*t..
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02-13-2013 17:47 by
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Looks like the Pope is headed for the old popes home..
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02-11-2013 10:57 by
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Breaking News: Romney buys rights to all Jack in the Box tacos sold in Colorado
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11-09-2012 09:36 by
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I should have ordered only half a horse. No way, I can eat all this..
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09-12-2012 21:51 by
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Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..
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09-10-2012 13:04 by
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People in Arkansas are curious if this health plan is going to cover tooth whitening.
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06-28-2012 18:59 by
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After the movie Magic Mike is released this weekend all the theatre seats are going to looks like snails crawled across them...
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06-21-2012 08:45 by
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I wished my neighbor hated weeds as much as I do....
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05-06-2012 12:01 by
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Tried to buy a Harley today but they said I had no balding as of yet?
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04-02-2012 14:35 by
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Went to see the Hunger Games thinking it was a free-style attack all you can eat buffet. It was a movie. Very disappointed.
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03-24-2012 10:53 by
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Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
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03-04-2012 00:23 by
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I have coughed so much this week I think I'm developing 6-pack abs.
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02-08-2012 12:40 by
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Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Jersey Shore..
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01-24-2012 22:06 by
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They should make a app for the IPhone that yells "Code Blue Stat" when the battery is weak.
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12-29-2011 10:17 by
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It is by far the most beautiful lump of coal you have ever seen..
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12-25-2011 09:32 by
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The one good thing I experienced about eating at In & Out Burger is it helped get rid of that gum I swallowed several years ago.
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12-02-2011 16:48 by
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Got insomnia? May I suggest watching the CMA's.
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11-10-2011 10:23 by
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I'm terrible with people's names. For example: I've known this guy Steve for years and just realized her name is actually Stacy.
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10-29-2011 15:07 by
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