Jen Briggs Funny Status Messages

   Friendships are wonderful adventures. They surprise and delight as nothing else can! Just when you think you know the person well, some new wonderful part of them presents itself. Enjoy your many friendships and treasure them for the gift that they are! T

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

   What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!

   "Who needs prostitutes when we have a government who screws us everyday and gets paid for it?"

   I will be a good girl..I will be a good girl..I will be good girl. O hell, we all know that won't happen.

   Life can be hard. Life can be fun. Life can be kind and life can be mean. Have the right attitude and life can be whatever you want it to be! Smile :)

   If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter

   when you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities.

   Everyday I think people can't get any more stupid and pretty much everyday I'm proven horribly wrong!

   An Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you will love it!"

   The secret to a great relationship...Argue Naked!

   thinks some people wake up and eat a massive bowl of stupid for breakfast everyday!

   So I was at the park flying my kite and this random guy came up to me and said "You flying a kite?" I replied "Nah I'm fishing for birds"

   Today I didn't know what to do- the devil on my shoulder pushed my angel off other shoulder but just a moment ago the angel came back with a baseball bat!

   friends and condoms have something in common. . . they both protect you when things get hard.

   When you look, you see reflections of your yourself. When you listen, you hear echoes of yourself. If you don't like something about what you see and hear, no point in smashing the mirror, change who you are becoming.

   Don't ever think you're nothing because somewhere along the line, there's going to be someone who thinks you're everything.

   thinking she needs a time out from being a grown-up!

   Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.

   Some people were dropped as children..But YOU my friend were clearly thrown at a wall!