Dragon-King Funny Status Messages

   If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.

   showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.

   I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.

   "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.

   going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva

   thinks the hackers should've tried a little harder when trying to remove Twitter from this universe

   Michael Jackson is gone but none can be sure of the cause of death. Was it the Sunshine? The Moonlight? The Good Times? Or Boogie?

   thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?

   you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing

   wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?

   No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.

   experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's a minute

   just trying to be a better webmaster. My name is Url.

   had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"

   drinking till I'm someone else's problem

   FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"

   a victim of LOL'ism

   calculating pi but can't seem to make it past sugar cream

   wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.

   pretty much an exclamation mark in human form...