@Facebook Tha Joka Funny Status Messages

   If you didn't have bad times, you wouldn't know how to enjoy the good times.

   Once you have been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again, you have a fear that every person is going to break your heart.@

   'Man: Will you marry me? Woman: YES!! Man: *Takes out phone* Woman: What are you doing? Man: Updating my Relationship Status on Facebook.'

   ONCE UPON A TIME there was a girl & a boy who loved each other then a slut came along & ruined everything. THE END!