vybe Funny Status Messages

   thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!

   going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife

   wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa

   wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?

   got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

   would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

   wishes he could throw magic dust on my problems to make them disappear. Like a wizard. Or a crack addict.

   thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

   starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead

   watching the news and hearing all the uproar about Gay Marriages and Gay Weddings. Hmmmm..flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge...Aren't all weddings Gay?

   watching the news and cannot figure out what the big deal is with Gay marriages & Gay Weddings. Flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge. Aren't all weddings Gay?

   watching the news and doesn't understand the fuss about gay marriages and weddings...flowers, classical music, people dancing to the village people and sister sledge...aren't all weddings Gay?

   keeps mixing up Myspace and Facebook and is always inviting people to come on My Face.

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.

   thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law.

   wondering if Chris Brown releases a "greates hits" cd.....will that violate his probation????

   thinks Dennis Leary said it best...."Ted Kennedy, great Senator, but a bad date!"

   has a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.

   thinking if your relationship Status says "It's complicated". Stop kidding yourself and change it to Single!