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   Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.

   I was in Walmart the other day and noticed they had some Obama Christmas tree decorations for sale...I guess they figure it's okay to hang a black man from a tree now.......

   Does anyone besides me think the new Olympic Mascots resemble sex toys?????

   If the world ends tomarrow like they say I'm just glad I maxed out my credit cards.

   Walmart: Because going to Target requires a shower

   The Wizard of Oz is 70 years old. Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no balls, she wouldn't be in Oz. She would be in congress

   Justin Bieber's perfume smells like Bubble gum and shame