rob224 Funny Status Messages

   How come men go to $trip clubs with other men? I'm thinking of getting a b0ner later, you wanna come? Come on man let's go get some b0ners, my treat! I love going out with my buddies and getting b0ners with them...

   I'm sure you will find someone nice. But You can't shake the wh0re tree and hope an angel falls out...

   Oh I love seven layer cookies!!! Each layer compliments the next. Right as the coconut starts to fade, HELLO Mrs. butterscotch!!!!

   Why do people spill their guts on facebook like it's, "Daddy touched me week" on Dr. Phil???

   As the world focuses on KONY 2012, which is a good project, let's remember the THOUSANDS on welfare that are out buying a Lexus!!

   Due to your inability to put dishes in the dishwasher, I am diagnosing you with Dishleprophoia - Fear of being trapped inside a dishwasher...