ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   been soo pe occuppied with the upcoming zombie invasion that he forgot to take into account A.I and the power hungry super computer trying to take over the world with its cyborg minions.

   likes you. He will kill you last.

   run out of place's to hide the body's..

   flicked his dog's balls while he wasn't looking..

   annoyed by old people and think they should all be stangled at birth.

   stuck in an elevator with steve tyler from airosmith and is quite scared.

   just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd..

   noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.

   wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.

   strained his left testicle at the gym, and is now sitting on an angle to ease the pain.

   thinks that if you insist on being that fat, atleast tuck you belly in.

   likes you. He will kill you last.

   re-doing facebook quiz's, so that he can fudge the results into saying the person he would rather be like.

   told today that my problem is that I just want my cake and eat it..... Yes. Yes I do. Afterall what good is a god damn cake you can't eat.

   this is a happy day for The Beatles..

   really enjoying siving through hundreds of Micael Jackson Posts, most of wich are the same, in an attempt to try and find a good post.

   if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

   man on toilet, is high on pot.

   beatby my computer at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing

   doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.