natemorales Funny Status Messages

   Can't wait till the movie "colombiana" comes out. She is the real definition of a Bad b!tch....

   You know your hungry when you start eating some old cough drops

   guess ima get ahead start and get google+ account because facebook drawlin

   Put Party Rock Anthem as my Alarm so I wake up shufflin..

   girls are like math, if there under 13 do them in your head.

   why is it so hard to understand women, its like I have to sit with a notepad n pen and study these basturds.

   to the guy who made the "16-bit dinosaurs" music video, What were you smoking?, How much have you been Smoking? Can I have some?

   i dont have trust issues, I just know people who have lying issues

   has anyone found that satellite that suppose of hit the earth yet?

   you know your day is bad when your coffee makes you tired

   You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges

   If all he wants you for is ur Breast,Legs and thighs send him to KFC. Ur a lady,not someones cheap value meal

   You know your ass is ugly when you're the one always asked to take the photo

   Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people that you don't even know...

   ↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← Fake people everywhere→→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘

   If Her Legs Aint Never Shook Or Locked Up On Ya, Yu Aren't Doing It Right!

   @(O_O)@ Monkey.

   Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.

   going to a halloween party dressed as jesus to hit on some chicks, lets see who rejects the lord tonight!

   "Do you like water?" 'Yes" "Nice, you already like 61.8% of me"