kal-el Funny Status Messages

   thought that whole "don't put metal in the microwave" thing was a myth... he doesn't anymore

   Hey dude... There's your car!

   now regrets his attempt to see how many bananas he could eat in 10 mins

   so who has actually used trigonometry since they left school?

   just taken a hit to the 'nads.... Man down!!

   quietly confident about his latest 'get rich quick' scheme

   to advertise in this space please call 0800 334 443

   thinks running around a field whilst waving a metal pole in the air is way more exciting when lightning is involved

   so... when does everybody think the sun will blow up?

   trying to remember what we all used to do before facebook was invented

   would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids... or the cctv footage

   just accidentally started a turf war in his neighbourhood