jrbirk Funny Status Messages

   Here's what's happened in Wisconsin. The people who earn the money to pay these public sector workers -- for the first time -- have somebody representing them.

   Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober.

   Here's something that could revolutionize St. Patrick's Day -- green Pepto-Bismol.

   Obama promised change, then he changed the promise..

   I'm selling Royal Wedding barf bags for anyone else who is nauseous from seeing every sickening detail on TV.

   Apparently Anthony Weiner has too many photos of his junk to keep track of..

   We are $14 trillion in debt. To understand how much money that is, imagine grocery shopping at Whole Foods every day of the month.

   Obama is losing support from his own party. In fact Jimmy Carter just compared him to Jimmy Carter.

   Obama advising the Europeans on dept reduction is like asking Bernie Madoff manage your investment portfolio.

   Friends don't let friends decorate drunk!

   If they take the fighting out of hockey, that's it! I'm still not watching it..

   Decided to clean the kitchen this morning, started with the last of the rum cake. Cleaned that right up. Decided that was enough cleaning for today..

   Why is everyone pinching me today?

   President Obama recently released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama.

   Ron Artest - Metta World Peace, that's his name now, only gets a 7 game suspension for cheap shot in the NBA. Do we live in a society that rewards bad behavior? What's next, an endorsement for elbow macaroni?

   Nearly 2 million DEAD Americans are still registered to vote... Therefore, President Obama might LITERALLY be reelected over our DEAD bodies!

   Facebook stock continues to lose value, in fact it's so bad, hundreds of farmville farms are going into foreclosure.

   Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat.

   How in the Hell does Hillary Clinton get a concussion when she's been ducking everything??

   You're Now Aware That You Can't Say.. "IRISH WRISTWATCH"