hayley Funny Status Messages

   busier than a one legged river dancer

   Can't see tomorrow with yesterday's eyes.

   Everything you'll never be.

   running through your veins like a habit you can't kick

   Cant remember the original punchline as to why the chicken crossed the road ?! Little help ??

   Guys have two heads. They cannot use them both at the same time!

   wants to change my name on facebook to "no-one". then when I add someone it will say "no-one wants to be your friend".