anonymous Funny Status Messages

   trying to integrate the derivatives around him !!

   the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

   havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

   a mystery you'll never solve

   pleased to meet you... Hope you guessed my name...

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   out walking her pet fish

   about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   spitting in your general direction

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   as seen on TV

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   not doing what Simon says

   "in your dreams, mind, and closets. and in your beds too."

   not yet rated.