Vitamin N Funny Status Messages

   may have Memory Loss but, at least he doesn't have Memory Loss

   thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored

   doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless

   only adding friends that Facebook suggests. If Facebook doesn't think you're worthy of his friendship, X doesn't either !!

   exercising at work....banging your head against the wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour!

   learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros.....sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess

   started taking Gingko Biloba pills to improve his Memory...but, he keeps forgetting to take them!

   wonders...If 7-11 is open 24hrs a Day, 365 Days a year......Why are there locks on the door?

   : If Blind people wear Dark Glasses...why don't Deaf people wear Earmuffs?

   wonders Why is it ok for a Gay man to change in a Men's Locker Room but, it's Not ok for a Straight man to change in a Women's Locker Room?

   Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page...On the left-side, Click on "English (US)". When the window pops up, select "English(Upside Down)".

   thinks it's funny that "LOL" has gone from meaning "Laugh Out Loud" to "I have Nothing Else To Say"

   can cure Narcolepsy just by walking into the Room

   When Life Hands You: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumaratem, Yellow #5, Natural and Artificial Flavours.....Make Lemonade!

   My Wife says I'm too Immature, and if I don't Grow Up it's going to erect a barrier between us .....Hee Hee Hee....Erect

   wonders When did LuLuLemon become the preferred clothing line for overweight and out of shape people?

   has developed his own H1N1 Vaccine consisting of: NyQuil, Tylenol-3, Vodka, Rohypnol, Benadryl, OxyContin, Spiced Rum and a hint of Lemon. ---Directions: Drink One Full Glass every hour to Remove all Care and Worry about the H1N1 virus.....

   remembers when Vampires were Scary, not Sexy...

   Seriously, iPhone...Stop correcting all my 'F#CK"s to "DUCK"s. It makes my Strongly-worded texts sound Cute and Adorable...

   When times are Tough, you know who your Real Friends are. When times are Easy...you know who your Drinking Friends are!