Shivam Funny Status Messages

   Drinking a fifth on the fourth

   Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.

   The only thing girls are going to get from watching the Victoria Secret Fashion Show is depression, an eating disorder & turn lesbian!

   Jameis Winston's trial has been overturned, because he is getting raped!

   Macklemore swept the Rap categories, now I get why its called The Heist.

   The Super Bowl is going to be cold, Sherman is a thug, Peyton says Omaha. We get it, ESPN.