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has lowered his expectations to the point where they've already been met.
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04-01-2010 08:29 by
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Amazon always recommends me the things I bought, I mean dude why would I want the same or similar thing again
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08-12-2010 01:05 by
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I am used but in good condition
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08-14-2010 04:11 by
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Life Aint Always What It Seems To Be .. you Have Ur Ups N Downs Either Happily Or Sad But At The End Of The Day you Gotta Jus Forget Bout All That N Hope you Wake Up To Live The Next Day
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09-09-2010 06:08 by
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Sex,drugs & rock n roll are all very well, but nothing beats a nice cup of tea.
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09-21-2010 23:19 by
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Dear Internet Users, Someday, you're going to regret not reading me... Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.
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01-13-2012 01:16 by
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Did you hear about the boat that sunk on the 5th of May that had all that mayonnaise on it? It was called, Sinko the Mayo.
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05-05-2022 08:57 by
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When the mechanic said I 'blew a seal', I was afraid he referring about that summer I worked at Sea World but it turns out it's some car thing. ðŸ¤
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03-10-2023 18:41 by
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When I get bored, I like to call in sick to places that I don't work. Today, I am getting written up at Kohl's.
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