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the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
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07-03-2009 12:24 by
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he is going to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
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07-03-2009 12:38 by
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doesn't use sunscreen because his lifestyle makes it far more likely his liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before his skin
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07-09-2009 14:37 by
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my children are ARE well behaved!! everyone just has high standards
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10-19-2009 09:18 by
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my wife said I need more calcium in my diet.. she then proceeded to knock my teeth down the back of my throat!!!!
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10-19-2009 22:48 by
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the doctor said pops has sugar in his urine now we cant stop him from peeing on his cornflakes.
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12-11-2010 16:33 by
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that was a sweet lifeguard job till the stupid blue kid got me fired.
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12-11-2010 20:02 by
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I now know what that black stuff is between elephants toenails....slow natives.
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12-13-2010 13:08 by
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Got caught with a beer while driving... Who would have thought they would pull over a schoolbus.
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12-20-2010 13:27 by
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robs tip for students #546- Teachers know when you're texting. Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
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12-25-2010 19:37 by
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You know how when you're kissing someone and you want to take them into the bedroom to have sex with them? Yea, well I don't want to do that with you.
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02-23-2011 01:22 by
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The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.
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02-23-2011 01:27 by
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See this Ipod ? Hear the music ? It's the only thing that's keeping me from killing you right now .
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02-23-2011 01:29 by
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It's not that I hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and I had water. I would drink the water.
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02-23-2011 01:30 by
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep
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02-23-2011 01:31 by
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"Look at the keyboard ... you and I are together, look underneath it says JK."
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02-23-2011 01:34 by
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Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.
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02-23-2011 01:37 by
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You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.
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02-23-2011 01:49 by
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Are you always this stupid, OR ARE YOU MAKING A SPECIAL EFFORT TODAY?
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02-23-2011 02:04 by
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i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
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04-22-2011 05:08 by
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