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I read where the main Ingredient of Viagra was Miracle Grow and Fit-A-Flat....
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08-26-2010 11:43 by
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They say money doesn't buy happiness.....I am guessing you're shopping at the wrong store...
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08-27-2010 11:29 by
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relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife....
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09-06-2010 12:18 by
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Told my friend if he causes us to go to jail, I am slapping the soap out of his hands...
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09-23-2010 21:41 by
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It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
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10-09-2010 13:00 by
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I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day.
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10-09-2010 13:01 by
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Ah Man! Nothing worse than seeing two flies fornicating on your fresh off the grill, 12 dollar ribeye steak.....Appetite gone.
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10-09-2010 17:00 by
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Dear freezer, I get so hard for you. Sincerely Water.
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10-13-2010 09:14 by
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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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10-14-2010 05:28 by
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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10-14-2010 05:29 by
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Figures, the only time the world beat a path to my door and I am taking a crap in the bathroom..
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10-22-2010 11:32 by
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My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
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10-22-2010 11:38 by
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Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
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10-22-2010 11:41 by
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As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point up
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10-22-2010 11:43 by
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Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
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10-23-2010 11:18 by
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Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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10-28-2010 17:45 by
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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
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10-29-2010 14:35 by
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Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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10-31-2010 17:33 by
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Any intelligent man who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
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10-31-2010 17:37 by
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The main trouble with mental notes is, the ink fades so fast.
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11-18-2010 11:22 by
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