Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   • there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.

   Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!

   Boyfriend for sale... comes with remote.

   • the distance between any problem and the solution = the distance between your knees and the floor

   I am a leader not a follower so therefore I don't twitter.

   • There is nothing more pleasing than seeing a couple that are always posting sickly messages to each, finally break up on facebook.

   Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her. She's drunk

   I hate being single. I'm not good at it.

   Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts

   A MAN WILL NOT RESPECT AWOMAN WHO DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF OR HER BODY, IF YOU TRADE SEX FOR MATERIAL THINGS YOU ARE PROSTITUTING YOURSELF.

   Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

   • Here's to our husbands and boyfriends: May they never meet!

   going to spend her cab money on more shots and just get an ambulance home

   People you may know = People I'm ignoring & already know

   You know you're in South Africa when people talk about robots when they really mean traffic lights.

   I live in South Africa & you do not find elephants on the street

   3 girls step on a magic rug that makes you dissapear if you tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school *poof* Blonde: I think- *poof*

   • BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.

   Yes, you are an independant women if you dont rely on a man to get your bills paid!

   The love you can't have lasts the longest...feels the strongest...and hurts the most.