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Too many funerals and not enough graduations. Too many baby showers, not enough weddings.
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07-13-2011 13:41 by
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When my phone falls, I panic. When my friend falls, I laugh my a$$ off.
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07-20-2011 05:35 by
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Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
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07-21-2011 04:41 by
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" Dude,I wasn't that drunk." "....you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling 'GROW MARIO GROW!'.
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08-05-2011 11:03 by
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She's not a slut, she's just been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup
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08-13-2011 12:09 by
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Please don't try my patience. I already tried it and it doesn't work.
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08-14-2011 12:30 by
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Ladies; don't judge a man on some sh*t that you heard about his past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.
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08-15-2011 12:20 by
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Why are Gay people so sensitive? If you can take a d*ck, surely you can take a joke..
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08-16-2011 01:49 by
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I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.
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08-16-2011 13:43 by
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Any female who tells you she don't suck d*ck is lying; she just ain't sucking your d*ck.
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08-16-2011 16:55 by
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She has a Masters degree in lying but I have a PhD in recognizing bullsh*t.
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08-17-2011 02:15 by
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I take very morning that I am able to open my eyes and wake up as another opportunity God has given me to be a better person than I was yesterday.
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08-18-2011 06:40 by
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana
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08-18-2011 14:12 by
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Nobody is worth feeling like sh*t for, if they are not bringing you up, then drop their a$$ and stop letting them drag you down.
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08-19-2011 06:45 by
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If you watch the looting videos in reverse, they are really generous people
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08-21-2011 10:55 by
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Some people just don't get it. If you're not happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. GET A LIFE FIRST then try to share it
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08-22-2011 15:40 by
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Nobody is perfect, but don't use that excuse to cover up your mistakes and stupidity.
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08-25-2011 13:56 by
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Catch her coming out the bathroom from that morning shower and give her a reason to go back in and take another one
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08-28-2011 08:50 by
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No strings attached, your love is so wi-fi
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08-30-2011 05:13 by
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Single? No, I'm just in a relationship with freedom.
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08-30-2011 05:15 by
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