Lloyd Funny Status Messages

   wants to borrow your daughter for 2 hours.

   saving up to pay the government to incorporate Fridays into the weekend!

   - Hard drive, floppy drive, flash drive, stiffy disk. Who comes up with these names?

   playing hide and seek with a guy called Trouble. Its as if he wants me to find him.

   thinks that the song 'Take You Down' by Chris Brown was actually a message to Rihanna.

   gave up drinking and smoking... Worst ten minutes of my life.

   Don't count the seconds... Make every second count...

   - Ok, so you say I shouldn't drink and drive. I understand that part, but then how the f*#@ am I supposed to get home?

   - In my effort to be considered a "normal person", I shall now close my eyes, create fictional scenario's in my head and lay still for atleast 8 hours.

   I only have sex on days that begin with "T". Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.