Irish Sean Funny Status Messages

   what do you do wen you see ur ex rollin around your back garden, screamin and shoutin help, help,...stay calm, relax, focus,,, aim and shoot the caunt again..:O)

   next time someone calls you a SLAG, say thanks I am Sexy Lovely and Gorgeous

   a B*I*T*C*H, a Beatiful Individual That Causes Hardons

   what's the difference between a tyre and 365 days of oral sex... one's a goodyear, the other's a f00king great year!!

   feelin himself today after wakin up after such a lovely sleep....thank god no one is watchin....:)

   your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype

   not a slag he just enjoys sex!!!