Dragon-King Funny Status Messages

   38 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!

   wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

   decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves

   considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic

   wondering where he can get a hardcover version of Facebook

   thinks the last place he'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty"

   pretty much an exclamation mark in human form...

   wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.

   calculating pi but can't seem to make it past sugar cream

   a victim of LOL'ism

   FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"

   drinking till I'm someone else's problem

   had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"

   just trying to be a better webmaster. My name is Url.

   experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's a minute

   No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.

   wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?

   you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing

   thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?

   Michael Jackson is gone but none can be sure of the cause of death. Was it the Sunshine? The Moonlight? The Good Times? Or Boogie?