Cheryl Funny Status Messages

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy. It had been a long first week with Eve!

   "The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself"...and spiders. Oh, and ticks and nuclear war and getting laid off and losing your eye sight and...

   First they came for the wealthy, and I did not speak out--because I was not wealthy;Then they came for the business owners, and I did not speak out--because I was not a business owner; Then they came after my money--and there was no one left to speak for

   thinks it's funny when people say listen to the birds singing. The birds aren't singing, they are saying "I'm horny! Come screw me!!"

   When I was growing up, it was just called "the changing of the seasons"

   Everything is so digital these days, my kids can't even read a clock with hands.