Canadian25 Funny Status Messages

   I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥

   If you are not Happy being Single, You will never be Happy in a relationship.

   Big Girls don't cry...(They eat)

   The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.

   Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.

   If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.

   We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.

   Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.

   A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men

   Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter

   Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.

   Girls don't be proud if every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers

   Governments that try to control the internet are SOPAthetic

   You and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around.

   Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup- somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing.

   I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

   On my laptop, sticky keys are always on.