Bizzle Funny Status Messages

   I feel a need to apologize. My wife just got back from Wal Mart and apparently, she bought it all. I'm very sorry for any problems this may cause other shoppers...

   Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimal of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...

   ust a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...

   I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said...

   Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested, everything you say can and will be used against you. So use your right to remain silent...