B-hizzle Funny Status Messages

   a russian factory worker that loves tee-bagging homeless people

   taking a dump over the railing of an overpass and making bird noises

   the coolest thing since sliced bread

   wandering around the neighborhood wearing nothing but bells on his nipples

   taking shots of NyQuil and RedBull...

   wondering what his dad meant when he said he should have rolled over and shot me out the window...