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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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07-24-2009 08:51 | Tags: Filtered
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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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07-24-2009 09:00
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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07-24-2009 10:29
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reckons he was baptized in LSD.
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Funny thing about X's they are always followed by Y's
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07-24-2009 13:01 by
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[comment removed due to graphic content involving 3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers.]
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07-24-2009 14:14 by
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X wonders "Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?"
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07-24-2009 16:10 by
guest-TJ
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reaching for the stars but they just keep moving further away!
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07-24-2009 17:16 by
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reading Sasquatches, Dinosaurs & UFOs: The Truth Behind 9/11.
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wants a Krabby Patty....all the other fish in the sea are eating it.
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07-24-2009 18:04 by
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never a follower......that's what 'Twits' are for.
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07-24-2009 18:09 by
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hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...
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07-25-2009 00:37 by
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Hey Baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your Facebook
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07-25-2009 13:49 by
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just wants your extra time and your...kiss!
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07-26-2009 08:58 by
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loves peoples faces when she says stupid one-liners, takes her shades off and runs away like Horatio on CSI:Miami... no wonder he loves to do that, its so much fun!
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07-26-2009 09:35 by
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thinks that the song 'Take You Down' by Chris Brown was actually a message to Rihanna.
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