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   messageicon I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 08:51 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
←Rate | 07-24-2009 09:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 09:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now
←Rate | 07-24-2009 10:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon reckons he was baptized in LSD.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny thing about X's they are always followed by Y's
←Rate | 07-24-2009 13:01 by Nick | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon [comment removed due to graphic content involving 3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers.]
←Rate | 07-24-2009 14:14 by Josh C | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon X wonders "Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?"
←Rate | 07-24-2009 16:10 by guest-TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reaching for the stars but they just keep moving further away!
←Rate | 07-24-2009 17:16 by illicitdolphin™ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reading Sasquatches, Dinosaurs & UFOs: The Truth Behind 9/11.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 17:19 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a Krabby Patty....all the other fish in the sea are eating it.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 18:04 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon never a follower......that's what 'Twits' are for.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 18:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 18:51 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...
←Rate | 07-25-2009 00:37 by Todd | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your Facebook
←Rate | 07-25-2009 13:49 by Ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just wants your extra time and your...kiss!
←Rate | 07-26-2009 08:58 by lemonpillow | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves peoples faces when she says stupid one-liners, takes her shades off and runs away like Horatio on CSI:Miami... no wonder he loves to do that, its so much fun!
←Rate | 07-26-2009 09:35 by Susana the great | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that the song 'Take You Down' by Chris Brown was actually a message to Rihanna.
←Rate | 07-26-2009 12:12 by Lloyd Comments (0)  



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