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My Love is Like Wow! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Happy! 
out of order! Thanks, Management
Mr. Solo Dolo.
He just wants 2 kids but never NO WIFES!!!!
thought he just saw osama bin ladin driving a taxi in NY
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
wonders why is it that when a man talks nasty to a woman it's harassment, but when a woman talks nasty to a man it's £3.99 a minute
redefining the art of procrastinating by....(oh let's wait, I'll tell you later).
Can't find my job location on his Gps. so I just can't make it to work today
far from broke got enough bread && mad hoes ask bevis I get nuthn butt.head;;
god made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve
a Person In Management Position (PIMP)
Ooo My God! Did you know Michael Jackson is dead!
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
going to see whats on the good side to life
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standard
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