anonymous Funny Status Messages

   like that and that's the way it is

   a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.

   made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.

   going back to the future

   going around in circles

   eating pasta with chopsticks.

   let the dogs out

   had his left side removed. He's all right now

   in your mum's extended network.

   wearing spray on pants.

   shaking it like a Polaroid picture.

   the bear necessities.

   what really sank the titanic.

   a Figment of your imagination

   has 99 problems don't become the 100th one

   can't believe its not butter!

   marking his territory.

   here

   walking away

   "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "