Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?

   if snoop dog married winnie the pooh...would he then be snoop doggy dog pooh?

   wondering if Carmen Sandiego is one of Osama Bin Laden alias?

   trying to turn a straw inside out

   thinks there are people in the cemetery that feel better than he does right now.

   flossing her teeth and typing this with her toes

   a lawsuit waiting to happen

   out-smarted a cat and several ants and it's only half past two

   It's tough to stay single... where everybody expects you to be with somebody, but staying single is not about having no one... rather it's an opportunity to taste everyone!!!

   sweating like a peado on a school bus

   wanking over your profile picture

   Not Fat! Just value-sized!

   spartacus

   getting on a boat with T-pain...hell yeah

   old gregg mother lickers

   left the building...

   ..60% of the time...it works everytime.

   It Hurts When I Pee

   in a minute, gettin' is gonna be done got - got!

   a few volts past electrifying.