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wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
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07-12-2009 12:02 by
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if snoop dog married winnie the pooh...would he then be snoop doggy dog pooh?
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07-12-2009 15:37 by
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wondering if Carmen Sandiego is one of Osama Bin Laden alias?
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07-13-2009 05:14 by
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trying to turn a straw inside out
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thinks there are people in the cemetery that feel better than he does right now.
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07-13-2009 06:15 by
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flossing her teeth and typing this with her toes
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07-13-2009 06:20 by
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a lawsuit waiting to happen
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out-smarted a cat and several ants and it's only half past two
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07-13-2009 07:55 by
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It's tough to stay single... where everybody expects you to be with somebody, but staying single is not about having no one... rather it's an opportunity to taste everyone!!!
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sweating like a peado on a school bus
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07-13-2009 14:22 by
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wanking over your profile picture
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07-13-2009 14:23 by
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Not Fat! Just value-sized!
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07-13-2009 16:15 by
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spartacus
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getting on a boat with T-pain...hell yeah
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old gregg mother lickers
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left the building...
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07-13-2009 17:13 by
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..60% of the time...it works everytime.
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It Hurts When I Pee
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07-13-2009 18:40 by
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in a minute, gettin' is gonna be done got - got!
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a few volts past electrifying.
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