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   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon if snoop dog married winnie the pooh...would he then be snoop doggy dog pooh?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 15:37 by Jamie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Carmen Sandiego is one of Osama Bin Laden alias?
←Rate | 07-13-2009 05:14 by znicest | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to turn a straw inside out
←Rate | 07-13-2009 06:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks there are people in the cemetery that feel better than he does right now.
←Rate | 07-13-2009 06:15 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon flossing her teeth and typing this with her toes
←Rate | 07-13-2009 06:20 by Sarah | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a lawsuit waiting to happen
←Rate | 07-13-2009 07:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon out-smarted a cat and several ants and it's only half past two
←Rate | 07-13-2009 07:55 by sean | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's tough to stay single... where everybody expects you to be with somebody, but staying single is not about having no one... rather it's an opportunity to taste everyone!!!
←Rate | 07-13-2009 09:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sweating like a peado on a school bus
←Rate | 07-13-2009 14:22 by Billy the kid | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wanking over your profile picture
←Rate | 07-13-2009 14:23 by Billy the kid | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not Fat! Just value-sized!
←Rate | 07-13-2009 16:15 by Alex R. | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon spartacus
←Rate | 07-13-2009 17:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting on a boat with T-pain...hell yeah
←Rate | 07-13-2009 17:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon old gregg mother lickers
←Rate | 07-13-2009 17:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon left the building...
←Rate | 07-13-2009 17:13 by T | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..60% of the time...it works everytime.
←Rate | 07-13-2009 17:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon It Hurts When I Pee
←Rate | 07-13-2009 18:40 by Juanpablo Macias | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a minute, gettin' is gonna be done got - got!
←Rate | 07-13-2009 19:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a few volts past electrifying.
←Rate | 07-13-2009 20:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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