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obeying alien orders 
in a mucking fuddle
people are always asking whats the meaning of life, why dont they just look it up in the dictionary. Duh!!!!
trying to think whether i've been naughty or nice this year but the screaming slaves in my basement are distracting me.
hung to the over
just created a facebook page for my right hand so I can tell the world I'm in a relationship with it
just stepped on and off the scales & REALLY hopes the saying, "What goes up must come down" is true!!!
doesn't use sunscreen because his lifestyle makes it far more likely his liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before his skin
pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
under your bed...
could only please one person a day. I can't accommodate you today. tomorrow's not looking good either.
very aware of Shamwow imitators. i'm keeping an eye on them right now...
a short leg and walks in circles
has fly kicked the sheepdog....choke slammed the shepard, and is just about to jump that big fence to see whats on the other side!.
going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.....
is your density, I mean, your destiny
likes RICE! It's great when you're really hungry and want 2000 of something!
barking up the wrong tree.
want's your boobs to stop staring at his eyes.
remembers when we lost the keys and you lost more than that in my back seat, baby!
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