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   messageicon hates it when people are late...i feel like their stealing my a piece of my life
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon as confused as a cow on astro turf
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:59 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon it doesn't matter how poor you are...if you've got family...your rich
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon good girls go to heaven but bad girls go EVERYWHERE
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's happy-go-lucky attitude is proof positive of better living through pharmaceuticals!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon life is precious...waste it wisely
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to be bulletproof next time
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:58 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes he could grow hair out of his ears. Girls love a mature and well established man, and whats more mature and well established than a guy with ear hair?
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:26 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the top of the world, looking down on creation...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon found Waldo!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if love is blind why is lingerie so popular
←Rate | 07-08-2009 11:13 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you want to know anything then come to my house because i've got a teenager here who knows everything
←Rate | 07-08-2009 11:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
←Rate | 07-08-2009 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it isn't true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, it's through his chest...with an axe.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 11:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon friends are like rocks, be careful how you treat them because one day you might realise you have lost a diamond
←Rate | 07-08-2009 11:42 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been cleaning so much that she must have 2 ugly step-sisters somewhere...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 14:20 by sarah | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, "the sun can kiss the moon goodbye, a flower can kiss a butterfly, wine can kiss a frosted glass, and you, my friend, can kiss my ass!"
←Rate | 07-08-2009 14:37 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon billy jean may not have been his lover, but he sure loved gettin in lil billy's jeans...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 22:59 by amanda | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if you can grow weed on Farm Town and sell it on Dope Wars
←Rate | 07-09-2009 03:23 by Lee | Tags: Filtered Comments (1)  



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