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   messageicon wants to remind everyone that tomorrow at 5 minutes and 6 seconds past 4 the time and date will be 4:05:06 07/08/09.
←Rate | 07-07-2009 06:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if i'm updating my facebook status now, then who is watching the hostages?
←Rate | 07-07-2009 06:24 by znicest Comments (0)  


   messageicon seriously needs a speed bump between his brain and his mouth!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 06:34 by Thrill | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the best part about his job is that his chair spins!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 06:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been watching a lot of these prison shows on TV and is wondering why you never see any midgets in prison? Is it because they get much shorter sentences?. . .
←Rate | 07-07-2009 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if people in France say "Pardon my English" when they swear..
←Rate | 07-07-2009 11:03 by Yaj | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I read that smoking is bad so I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad so I stopped drinking, I read that sex is bad so I stopped reading.
←Rate | 07-07-2009 12:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks that you please refrain from posting sexist status messages. Seriously, broads HATE that! . . .
←Rate | 07-07-2009 13:56 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to agree with the voices in his head......
←Rate | 07-07-2009 14:03 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders, If walking is supposed to be so good for you, why does my mailman look like Jabba The Hut? I'm just sayin'!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 14:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wearing nothing but a smile
←Rate | 07-07-2009 16:54 by nicky white | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I'm right, I'm right. When I'm wrong I could have been right. So I'm right because I could have been wrong!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 19:20 by Imaad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:08 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks virgins just don't know what they're missing...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why is your full attention on my status bar. To late your caught already.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:24 by znicest | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon what the hell.......what is that following me? Oh thats the money I could be saying. *que music*
←Rate | 07-08-2009 00:27 by znicest | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 01:51 by Vybe | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon about go over to my grandmas house at 3 A.M in the morning so I can wake her up and get on her nerves!
←Rate | 07-08-2009 02:06 by whitehead | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves animals...especially in gravy
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has the feeling she needs to do the housework, gonna sit down with a coffee and wait for the feeling to pass
←Rate | 07-08-2009 04:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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