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spooky three two use 105 shells, BRING THE RAIN! 
kicked a squirrel, and he liked it.
on a diet, I expected to put on 7lbs last weekend ..but only put on 3lbs, so I actually lost 4lbs...result!!
enjoyed that domestic with the skunk, don't think he will be returning
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk
hates people that take drugs... Customs for example
Saw a huge yard that had a "Keep off the Grass" sign in the middle, & I wondered...How did they put it there?
getting annoyed by the talking elmo
the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping.
he is going to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
only paying for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable.
waiting for MTV to check out my crib...
just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in a very amusing manner.
...it's not delivery or Digiorno's tonite.. its homemade
opened the illegal end of the Little Debbie box and I don't care who knows it!
really wants to blow something up... I think ive been watching too many michael bay movies
yes, sarcasm is one of the services we offer here
Dear Auntie Em, I hate you, I hate Kansas. I'm taking the dog. Dorothy...
HaHa, the other day I ... um, no wait... that wasn't me......
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