migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   in just 9 months we will be witness to a population boom known as Shades of Grey Babies

   Magic Mike has the makings to be this generations Show Girls...just sayin

   The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel...

   Wit is far more often a shield than a lance

   The main difference between fiction and reality, is that fiction has to make sense.

   Warning – Dates in calendars are much closer than they appear.

   Did anyone else leave the new Dark Knight movie looking forward more to the next Anne Hathaway movie than another sub par attempt at the Dark Knight

   Am I the only one that didn't know that Phyllis Diller was alive up to about an hour ago???

   before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET 9/11

   kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now...

   BREAKING: Rex Ryan officially names Mark Sanchez starting Jets QB...proving the NFL needs to start testing coaches for concussions.

   So if a tree falls down in the forest...does Manti Teo believe Junior Seau is dead

   Since Manti Teo's girlfriend didn't exist, I really hope AJ McCarron's girlfriend wasn't a hologram.

   After some investigating just found out that Manti's girlfriend real name is Fawn Liebowitz!!

   Sorry that we haven't named a new Pope yet. We aren't done with all of the background checks.

   "The names Pope Francis...but everyone calls me Psycho...Any of you call me Francis...and I'll kill you"

   Next time your on a roller coaster take some extra bolts with you then when you're going up that first hill tell the guy in front of you "these just fell out of your chair!!!!"

   the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful

   Good for Boston...celebrating in the streets like Buckner caught the ball!!!

   i dont care if my teammates are straight or gay, as long as they dont listen to Nickelback...